My apologies to Obsy for the delay in entering his epic contest ... my only defense is that in order to enter it, I would have to drastically change my physical appearance. And unlike Obsquatch, I have a girlfriend. You know, someone who will have sex with me. As it is already is something of a miracle that someone is willing to play with my penis in a non-Michael-Jackson sort of way (too soon??), you can understand why I'm hesitant to jeopardize my chances for sex by altering the way I look. You just don't mess with shit like that, dude.
That being said, the stars finally aligned and I took my chances. Unfortunately, things didn't go so well. Click the "Read More" link to see why I now have to find a new girlfriend.
The anguished musings of a jack-of-all trades creative professional based out of Longwood, Florida. Find out more about him here. You know, if that's your 'thing'.
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