I'm digging for some archived comics (of which I fear I might have lost--*GASP*) and I came across this nugget that I made sure I saved from an old website (circa: Summer 2004). I'm not bothering with hyperlinks--it's really not worth the effort. Seriously: I'm just doing this because I'm an ass.
FRUITBASKET FROM HELL ... REALLY!
The anguished musings of a jack-of-all trades creative professional based out of Longwood, Florida. Find out more about him here. You know, if that's your 'thing'.
Most of my production music is original but if I need something extra-special, I usually get it from AudioNautix.com: