Cabin in the woods. Classic Whedon. Go see it!
Remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer? No, not the TV show, the original movie. Yeah. That. Remember how awful that was? That movie should have come with it's own stake so that the viewers could kill themselves because life wasn't f*cking worth living after watching that hot mess. Now, remember the TV series? Yeah. That. Feel that warm sense of sheer unicorn-loving joy welling up in you? Okay, now check it: today's horror genre is the Buffy movie. Cabin in the Woods is the Buffy TV series. Classic Whedon. Go see it or unicorns will die.