HOLY
BIBLE
(but not really)


-or- 

THE HOLY BABBLE


written by
JORDAN KRUMBINE 


The following is a work of comedic fiction.
Much like the original.


KRUMBINISM
THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES

Krumbinism is the pursuit of enlightenment, creativity, and harmony among the voices in our heads.
 
#1
Religion is ridiculous. Therefore, it's about time that we establish a ridiculous religion.
 
#2
Religions like Christianity tell you to look inward and find the little man living in your heart who tells you the difference between right and wrong. Krumbinism preaches looking inward and finding the multiple personalities living in your own head, embracing them, and throwing a party in their honor. Embrace the crazy. Seriously.
 
#3
Humankind's greatest, innate ability is that of creationism. We possess inside ourselves the talent to form an idea and then to take that idea and manifest it into reality -- music, lyric, image, sound, story, gadget. Krumbinism states that in order for their to be harmony amongst the Egos (see Principle  #2) all forms of creativity must be embraced and actively exercised.
 
#4
There is no 4th Principle of Krumbinism.

THE PRAYER OF THE KRUMBINITES
Why?
Why not!

Stay creative. Always.
Amen.



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