High On Food

BEFORE:
Food is a temporary high.

DRAMATICALLY AFTER:
Food may only be a temporary high, but if I eat enough food, continuously, this temporary high can last forever, and I may experience the joy of skipping on rainbows and dancing with unicorns. But then I shall be fat. And the weight of my gluttonous ways shall drag me mercilessly down from my glorious high up there on the rainbow. Food, undoubtedly, is a failing proposition for the fat and thin, alike. Also, maybe I should just try skittles.