Let’s all just accept that the world is a scary place right now.
All of this newfound time at home means you’re going to live
THE MOST PRODUCTIVE AND FULFILLING LIFE IMAGINABLE.
...... or not. Not is good, too.
First thing’s first.
You HAVE TO put yourself together in the morning.
Or the afternoon.
Honestly, time is a meaningless construct, so whenever is fine by me.
Be sure to give your pets plenty of love and attention.
Remember who’s the boss of your home.
Go easy on yourself.
Take some time to unearth a hidden skill.
You know, like MAGIC!
Please, oh please ...
STOP TOUCHING MY FACE!
It’s lonely out there.
If you don’t have any friends to talk to, remember you can always make your own.
Puppets are cool, too.
Nothing lasts forever
and sometimes things fall apart.
And then sometimes a T. rex
comes along and wrecks everything.
The point here is that you should definitely aspire to be the T. rex in this situation.
This may be uncharted territory and,
let's be honest, no one has any idea what they're doing,
but WE GOT THIS, GUYS.
WE GOT THIS.
And if we don't, that's okay too.