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Jordan Krumbine

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Original stories. Creative by design.

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Videorama | a novella by Jordan Krumbine

Tobey never wanted to run a video store. Liv never wanted to be dumped right after moving to a new city. George Lucas never wanted the prequels to suck.

​Let’s face it, it’s not gonna be a great day at Videorama.


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Don't Call Me Zombie ​| a novella by Jordan Krumbine

Zaphod was angry. Which tends to happen when you die.

Growing up, Zaphod was angry that kids made fun of his last name by calling him Zaphod Zombie. Later, after he got infected and died, Zaphod was angry because for some reason he lacked the common courtesy of admitting defeat and simply staying dead.

Zaphod was angry that his father disowned him for being living impaired. He was angry that he couldn't hold down a job. He was angry that no one was every going to want to have sex with him again.

And Zaphod was angry that even in death, he still couldn't figure out what life -- er, unlife -- was all about.

"Don't Call Me Zombie" is a coming-of-death story about life, death, work, sex, and friendships. If you think life is hard now, just wait until you die.

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SHORT STORIES BY KRUMBINE
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Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... For Dessert
​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

On a private island retreat, Tom and Cora were on a quest to save their marriage and find themselves.

​They found Jesus instead.

​ESTIMATED READ TIME: 20 minutes

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The Insufferable Silence in Apartment 616 ​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

There's something terrifying about being alone with your thoughts.

For Lizzie Stevenson, even five minutes is too long--that's why she's always chasing that next distraction.

​But when a home invader ties her to a chair, Lizzie finds herself stuck between a rock and a crazy space, forced to confront a surprising darkness lurking in her past.

ESTIMATED READ TIME: 15 minutes

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Karen Finds a Hobby ​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

Karen has an axe to grind. Her therapist keeps telling her to find a hobby. Her husband keeps telling her not to spend so much on the house renovation. To be fair, the useless wall standing between Karen and her open floor plan wasn't telling her anything, but it was definitely mocking her.

Chop-chop-chop.​

​ESTIMATED READ TIME: 10 minutes

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The Worst Zombie Apocalypse in the History of Ever
​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

After an utterly avoidable zombie apocalypse descends on the world, two friends adjourn to their balcony to discuss life, debate politics, and shoot zombies.

​​ESTIMATED READ TIME: 15 minutes

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Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks! | an Abraham Owens Brawl by Jordan Krumbine

Abraham Owens has the worst super power: empathy. It's so debilitating that he can't even be around people. It's a problem he solves with booze ... lots and lots of booze. When he runs out of money for booze, he indulges the gig economy, working the only kind of job he specializes in: punching things.

Abraham Owens is no superhero, but that won't matter much when a mysterious villain weaponizes a growing group of white nationalists.

Nazis are bad. Even a brute like Abe Owens can figure that one out.

**CURRENT WORK-IN-PROGRESS**

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Explorers of the Unknown vs The Geriatric Werewolves
​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

​It was supposed to be a happy visit with the grandparents, but the crushing pressure of a twist ending had different ideas. Now, a trio of intrepid paranormal investigators have been tasked to figure out what exactly is wrong with Nana and Pop Pop.

​ESTIMATED READ TIME: 15 minutes

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Explorers of the Unknown vs The Geriatric Werewolves
​| a short story by Jordan Krumbine

A mysterious gift shop has mysteriously appeared overnight in a city known for weird, paranormal, and sometimes apocalyptic activities.

But it's probably no big deal.

It's just a gift shop.

​Probably.

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#TextMe😘 | a #WritingCommunity Horror Story by Jordan Krumbine

A lonely, frustrated writer has a terrifying brush with popularity after he falls victim to a mysterious influencer with 2.2 million followers.

​​ESTIMATED READ TIME: 60 minutes

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FREELANCE | CONTRACT | COMMISSION

Jordan Krumbine is a professional video editor, digital artist, and creative wizard currently quarantined in Kissimmee, Florida. He has professionally produced content for the likes of Visit Orlando, Orlando Sentinel, AAA National, any many local businesses in Central Florida.

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  • KRUMBCO
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    • Blogs
    • Short Stories
    • Wattpad
    • Books on Amazon
    • Comics by Krumbine
  • Caffeine: A Feature Film