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A hashtag. A statement. A philosophy?

​Designed, illustrated, and written by Reverend Krumbine, these items are guaranteed to help get in touch with your inner #IDKWTFLOL
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Design Gallery

Most designs are available as t-shirts mugs and, drinkware, accessories, and more. Click here to shop all of them through my Cafepress profile.

Books

If you enjoy books that are easy to pick up and easy to finish, then you'll enjoy this collection. Shop all them through my Amazon page.
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Explorers of the Unknown: Disastergeddon!

A 7 Episode Apocalyptic Adventure!
​Based on the epic summer blockbuster that Hollywood never produced, "Explorers of the Unknown: Disastergeddon!" is an apocalyptic adventure that puts disaster-porn cinema everywhere to shame!

After a trio of paranormal investigators discover a living, breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex in the backyard of a suburban home, their reality begins unraveling at a rapid pace. Matter is manifesting mysteriously and our heroes must unlock a secret that will take them to the heart of the galaxy and the edge of imagination.

Fast-paced and funny, "Disastergeddon!" is a follow-up to "Explorers of the Unknown: Vampires!" and takes place in the same universe as Krumbine's "Zaphod Zombie: Living Impaired Among the Unimpaired Living" and "BORC-9: A Story About a Boy and His Trash Can". This book introduces new characters (including the stunning new assistant with a surprising second-act twist) and a villainous alien species called Zangledorfs.
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus Suburban Dinosaurs!
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Episode 1
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus the Matter of Mysteriously Manifesting Matter!

Episode 2
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus the Agents of Impatience!
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Episode 3
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus Krag!
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Episode 4
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus the End of the World!

Episode 5
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus A Death of Their Own!

Episode 6
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Explorers of the Unknown Versus the Fabric of Reality!

Episode 7
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Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day

A pop-culture, bromantic musical comedy. In a book. 

Couched in the routine drudgery of an un-average workday, Alan Wright struggles with a decision that will shape the rest of his life in Orlando, his job at the Christian bookstore, and his friendship with Dave at the coffee shop.
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Don't Call Me Zombie

Life just wasn't the same after death. 

Ever since Zaphod Zombie became living impaired, he's had a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his serving job at a second-rate diner, kicked out of the motel he was living, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turned, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist. 

Of course, even when the living impaired manage to get a break, they're still undead. Join Zaphod has he navigates life, death, sex, friendships, and everything in between in this original work of first-person zombie fiction!
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Explorers of the Unknown: Vampires!

The Explorers of the Unknown are a team of paranormal investigators who recently saved humanity from being enslaved by a maniacal alien who traveled to Earth's past (the Wild West to be exact) to conquer the world. Between being depressed because all the action and adventure of Bob's Big Thing (don't ask) was finally behind them and the fact that the usually unusual City of Greenville was being oddly normal, Jason, Jordan, and Chris were having a bit of a tough time. 

Until, that is, a stranger in a dark alley tips them off about a rash of peculiar vampire activity at the Greenville University Library. At which point, everything goes promptly to hell. Joined by Babs the Vampire Slayer (no relation) and her quasi-stalker, Sam Glass, the Explorers of the Unknown must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal a nefarious plot before it's too late.
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Max Nebula and the Time-Tripping Damsel in Distress

When most people wake up on the wrong side of the bed, they have a bad day. When Max Malinowski woke up on the wrong side of the bed, he fell through a crack in space and time, winding up in the 40th Century where he reinvented himself as Max Nebula, private detective. 

And then he STILL had a bad day. 

Unfortunately, even with Max's 21st Century marketing background, he's having a hard time drumming up business -- which is why he teams up with his on-again-off-again partner, Luna Astroflux, to take down a small-time bounty named Kelly Clusterbolt. 

Things don't go well. 

But none of that matters when a mysterious woman appears late one night with a job that only Max Nebula can handle: she hires him to find a missing person … her. 

This is Part 1 of the Time-Tripping Damsel in Distress storyline. Each episode is only a handful of chapters and designed to be a quick, fun read.
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BORC-9: A Story About a Boy and His Trash Can

Like all good stories, this one begins on a dark and stormy night. Like even better stories, it takes place in the world's weirdest city: Greenville, home of the paranormal investigators, library vampires, magically manifesting dinosaurs, and on this particular night, a technologically-advanced and newly sentient trash can. 

The Binary Operated Receptacle Compactor (number 9). 

Elsewhere in Greenville, young Timmy Topswell is on his way to his favorite reading spot in the woods behind his house. Timmy is eight years old, homeschooled, and has no friends. 

But all of that is about to change in a very big way.
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  • KRUMBCO
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    • Short Stories
    • Wattpad
    • Books on Amazon
    • Comics by Krumbine
  • Caffeine: A Feature Film