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Original stories. Creative by design.If you laughed, cried, or cringed while reading any of these, please consider showing an independent author a little support! Give a story a share (tag me on Twitter!), follow my latest work-in-progress on Wattpad, buy one of my Amazon books, or just toss a few bucks in the tip jar.
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Don't Call Me Zombie | a novella by Jordan KrumbineZaphod was angry. Which tends to happen when you die.
Growing up, Zaphod was angry that kids made fun of his last name by calling him Zaphod Zombie. Later, after he got infected and died, Zaphod was angry because for some reason he lacked the common courtesy of admitting defeat and simply staying dead. Zaphod was angry that his father disowned him for being living impaired. He was angry that he couldn't hold down a job. He was angry that no one was every going to want to have sex with him again. And Zaphod was angry that even in death, he still couldn't figure out what life -- er, unlife -- was all about. "Don't Call Me Zombie" is a coming-of-death story about life, death, work, sex, and friendships. If you think life is hard now, just wait until you die. Buy it on Amazon |
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Videorama | a novella by Jordan KrumbineTobey never wanted to run a video store. Liv never wanted to be dumped right after moving to a new city. George Lucas never wanted the prequels to suck.
Let’s face it, it’s not gonna be a great day at Videorama. Read it on Wattpad
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Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day | a novella by Jordan KrumbineIt's a pop-culture, bromantic musical comedy. In a book.
In an act of cosmic irony (or at least petty antagonization) the name of the coffee shop located next door to the Christian bookstore is Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day. Alan works part-time at the bookstore while his best friend, Dave, slings java at the coffee shop. After a series of brutal rejections (jobs, women, video rental membership), Alan is pretty sure his time in Orlando has come to an end. The only thing left to do is break the news to his best friend - he just has to figure out how to squeeze it in between conversations about an old man with a pinky toe fetish, the problem with institutionalized religion, and constant interruptions from the neighborhood's (semi) musical duo. It's gonna be a weird day at Religiously Roasted. Buy it on Amazon
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Motherfuzzers | a webcomic by Jordan Krumbine
These cats aren’t cool. But they drink booze, so there’s that. New strips M-F(ish) on Twitter & Tapas.
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FREELANCE | CONTRACT | COMMISSION
Jordan Krumbine is a professional video editor, digital artist, and creative wizard currently quarantined in Kissimmee, Florida. He has professionally produced content for the likes of Visit Orlando, Orlando Sentinel, AAA National, any many local businesses in Central Florida.
If you're looking for a freelance or contract video editor and would like to hire Jordan for your project, feel free to connect through the following social links or using the contact form below.
If you're looking for a freelance or contract video editor and would like to hire Jordan for your project, feel free to connect through the following social links or using the contact form below.
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