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Don't Call Me Zombie | a novella by Jordan KrumbineZaphod was angry. Which tends to happen when you die.
Growing up, Zaphod was angry that kids made fun of his last name by calling him Zaphod Zombie. Later, after he got infected and died, Zaphod was angry because for some reason he lacked the common courtesy of admitting defeat and simply staying dead. Zaphod was angry that his father disowned him for being living impaired. He was angry that he couldn't hold down a job. He was angry that no one was every going to want to have sex with him again. And Zaphod was angry that even in death, he still couldn't figure out what life -- er, unlife -- was all about. "Don't Call Me Zombie" is a coming-of-death story about life, death, work, sex, and friendships. If you think life is hard now, just wait until you die. Buy it on Amazon |
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Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks! | an Abraham Owens Brawl by Jordan KrumbineAbraham Owens has the worst super power: empathy. It's so debilitating that he can't even be around people. It's a problem he solves with booze ... lots and lots of booze. When he runs out of money for booze, he indulges the gig economy, working the only kind of job he specializes in: punching things.
Abraham Owens is no superhero, but that won't matter much when a mysterious villain weaponizes a growing group of white nationalists. Nazis are bad. Even a brute like Abe Owens can figure that one out. **CURRENT WORK-IN-PROGRESS** Read it on Wattpad |
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Explorers of the Unknown vs The Geriatric Werewolves
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Zombie Jesus Wants to Save Your Soul ... For Dessert
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#TextMe😘 | a #WritingCommunity Horror Story by Jordan KrumbineA lonely, frustrated writer has a terrifying brush with popularity after he falls victim to a mysterious influencer with 2.2 million followers.
ESTIMATED READ TIME: 60 minutes Read it on Wattpad |
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The Worst Zombie Apocalypse in the History of Ever
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Karen Finds a Hobby | a short story by Jordan KrumbineKaren has an axe to grind. Her therapist keeps telling her to find a hobby. Her husband keeps telling her not to spend so much on the house renovation. To be fair, the useless wall standing between Karen and her open floor plan wasn't telling her anything, but it was definitely mocking her.
Chop-chop-chop. ESTIMATED READ TIME: 10 minutes Read it on Wattpad |
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The Insufferable Silence in Apartment 616 | a short story by Jordan KrumbineThere's something terrifying about being alone with your thoughts.
For Lizzie Stevenson, even five minutes is too long--that's why she's always chasing that next distraction. But when a home invader ties her to a chair, Lizzie finds herself stuck between a rock and a crazy space, forced to confront a surprising darkness lurking in her past. ESTIMATED READ TIME: 15 minutes Read it on Wattpad |
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Videorama | a story by Jordan KrumbineIt's 2005. Tobey runs a mom-and-pop video store with the help of his one employee (and only friend). Together, they're just trying to stay afloat in a sea of Blockbusters, pop culture, bad movies, and customers with terrible taste.
Tobey inherited the store from his parents, despite never actually liking the family business. In fact, Tobey doesn't like much of anything -- which starts to get problematic when Tobey's brother arrives with an offer he can't ignore. Videorama is a character-driven comedy about friendship, family, and finding your passion in life. Read it on Wattpad |
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Jordan Krumbine is a professional video editor, digital artist, and creative wizard currently quarantined in Kissimmee, Florida. He has professionally produced content for the likes of Visit Orlando, Orlando Sentinel, AAA National, any many local businesses in Central Florida.
If you're looking for a freelance or contract video editor and would like to hire Jordan for your project, feel free to connect through the following social links or using the contact form below.
If you're looking for a freelance or contract video editor and would like to hire Jordan for your project, feel free to connect through the following social links or using the contact form below.
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